Quotes

Quotes

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I love reading Quotes that are Positive, Inspirational and of course that can make me laugh! Here are some that I enjoy reading!

Hello September
I am a TEXTER. Please do not FaceTime or call me.. I will watch the phone ring.

I need more friends to understand that I still want to be invited but I’m not going.
Kids would be a lot cooler if every time they shouted “mom’ it was followed by “you’re awesome” and “thanks for keeping me alive.”
They should make Lunchables for moms but with wine, cheese and chocolate.
I’m that horrible friend that reads your text then puts the phone down to do something and forgets to reply until 3 hours later…
Motherhood is dressing your child in brand new clothes while you’ve got on underwear older than they are.
“Don’t judge a mom looking at her phone while her kids play. She’s probably googling private schools and healthy recipes. Just Kidding. She’s scrolling Instagram and deserves three minutes of peace, you judgy little shit”
Today, Be The Badass Girl You Were Too Lazy To Be Yesterday.
I’m not picky, I only want a few things in my life: to lose weight, to eat whatever I want and to play whackamole on the people who aggravate me.
“You never know what people are going through and sometimes the people with the biggest smiles are struggling the most, so be kind”
Keep Calm & Keto On
“Note to Self: Healing is NOT an overnight process. It takes time. Sometimes you’ll feel like you’re finally over something & happy again, and the wound will reopen. Don’t give up, don’t get discouraged. Take each day 1 step at a time. Just try to be in a better place mentally and emotionally than you were yesterday.”
“Life is like a roller coaster. You can either scream every time there is a bump or you can throw your hands up and enjoy the ride”
Adult Life Is Pretty Much Just You And Your Friends Constantly Reminding Each Other How Overdue You Are To Hangout, But Then Still Not.
Good Friends Offer Advice And Wisdom. Best Friends Come Over Unannounced With Vodka, Super Hero Costumes, Glitter, Fireworks, And Bacon.
One Minute You’re 21 Staying Up All Night Drinking Beer, Eating Pizza And Doing Sketchy Stuff Just For Fun. THEN…. In A Blink Of An Eye You’re 40, Drinking Water, Eating Salad And You Can’t Do Any Sketchy Stuff, Because You Pulled A Muscle Putting On Your Sock.
I Don’t Know Who Needs To Hear This… But You Don’t Need Anything From Amazon Today.